YOU SAID:
i farted on your mother
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの母親に放屁した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted to your mother.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんにオナニーした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I masturbated to your mother.
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんにオナニーした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I masturbated to your mother.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.