YOU SAID:
I farted on the things you care about
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私はおならを気にする事で
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I like to fart,
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私のように、おならをする
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I like to fart
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私のおならをするような
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Like to fart in my
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おならをするような私
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I like to fart
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私のおならをするような
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Like to fart in my
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おならをするような私
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