YOU SAID:

I farted on a Llama in line at the bank because someone offered me one million dollars.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かは私に 100 万ドルを提供するため、私は銀行での行のラマのおなら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone provide me 1 million dollars, I'm farting Lama in line at the Bank.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが私に 100 万ドルを提供、銀行での行のラマをおならよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyone give me a $1 million, Rama in the Bank line I fart.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もは私に、$ 100 万、私はおなら銀行行でラマを与えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone is to me, $ 1 million, I give llama in fart Bank.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが私に $ 100 万が、おなら銀行でラマを与えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No $ 1 million in fart Bank Rama gives me.

INTO JAPANESE

No $ 100 万銀行ラーマのおならに私を与えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I give no $ 1 million bank Rama fart.

INTO JAPANESE

私は no $ 100 万銀行ラマおならを与えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I give no $ 1 million bank Rama fart.