YOU SAID:
I farted into the moon and fell in love with a dragon.
INTO JAPANESE
私は月にひざまずいて、龍と恋に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kneeled down at the moon and fell in love with the dragon.
INTO JAPANESE
私は月にひざまずいて、ドラゴンと恋に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I kneeled down at the moon and fell in love with the dragon.
Come on, you can do better than that.