YOU SAID:
I farted in the white man's face a whole bunch
INTO JAPANESE
私は白人の顔全体の束でおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was with a bunch of white face fart
INTO JAPANESE
白い顔のおならの束が付いていました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Was with a bunch of white face fart
INTO JAPANESE
白い顔のおならの束が付いていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a bunch of white face fart
INTO JAPANESE
白い顔のおならの束があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There were a bunch of white face fart
INTO JAPANESE
白い顔のおならの束があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There were a bunch of white face fart
That didn't even make that much sense in English.