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I farted in my silly goober pants so violently that my brother flew to china and started a new life then farted in his silly goober pants and flew back to America
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私がバカなグーバーパンツでオナラをあまりにも激しくしたので、兄は中国に飛んで新しい人生を始め、それから愚かなグーバーパンツでオナラをしてアメリカに戻ってきました
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I farted so hard in my stupid goober pants that my brother flew to China to start a new life, then farted in his stupid goober pants and came back to America
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私は愚かなグーバーパンツでオナラをしすぎたので、兄は新しい人生を始めるために中国に飛び、その後愚かなグーバーパンツでオナラをしてアメリカに戻ってきました
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I farted too much in my stupid goober pants, so my brother flew to China to start a new life, then farted in my stupid goober pants and came back to America
INTO JAPANESE
私がバカなグーバーパンツでおならをしすぎたので、兄は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後私のバカなグーバーパンツでおならをしてアメリカに戻ってきました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted too much in my stupid goober pants, then flew back to America farting in my stupid goober pants
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私がバカなズボンでおならをしすぎたので、兄は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後、愚かなズボンでおならをしながらアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted too much in my stupid pants, then flew back to America farting in my stupid pants
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私が愚かなズボンでおならをしすぎたので、私の兄弟は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後、愚かなズボンでおならをしてアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted too much in my stupid pants and then went back to America farting in my stupid pants
INTO JAPANESE
私が愚かなズボンでおならをしすぎたので、私の兄弟は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後、愚かなズボンでおならをしてアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted in my stupid pants too much and then flew back to America farting in my stupid pants
INTO JAPANESE
私が愚かなズボンでおならをしすぎたので、私の兄弟は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後愚かなズボンでおならをしてアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted in my stupid pants too much and then returned to America farting in my stupid pants
INTO JAPANESE
私が愚かなパンツでおならをしすぎたので、私の兄弟は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後愚かなズボンでおならをしてアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted too much in my stupid pants and then went back to America farting in my stupid pants
INTO JAPANESE
私が愚かなズボンでおならをしすぎたので、私の兄弟は新しい生活を始めるために中国に飛び、その後、愚かなズボンでおならをしてアメリカに戻りました
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My brother flew to China to start a new life because I farted too much in my stupid pants and then went back to America farting in my stupid pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.