YOU SAID:
i farted except it wasn't me it was ivan
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それは私ではなかった以外は私はおなら
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I fart except it wasn't me
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それは私ではなかったことを除いて私はおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart except that it was not me
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それは私ではなかったことを除いて私はおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart except that it was not me
That's deep, man.