YOU SAID:
I farted and pooped and came in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は怒ってしまい、私のズボンに入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got angry and went into my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は怒って、私のズボンに入った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I got angry and went into my pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.