YOU SAID:
I farted and peed my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンのおならをしておしっこをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went over my pants and peed.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンの上を行っておしっこをした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went over my pants and peed.
You've done this before, haven't you.