YOU SAID:
i farted and it was very loud
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならしました、そしてそれはとても騒々しかったです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke down, and it was so noisy
INTO JAPANESE
私は故障しました、そしてそれはとても騒々しかったです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I broke down, and it was so noisy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.