YOU SAID:
i farted and did a doo doo in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならをしてズボンでドゥードゥーをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I farted and dido duo in trousers
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンでおならをして
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart with my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart in pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fart in pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.