YOU SAID:
I farted and a poopie almost slipped out
INTO JAPANESE
オナニーしてウンコが出そうになった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was masturbating, and I was about to poop.
INTO JAPANESE
オナニーしてウンチしようとしてた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was trying to masturbate and poop.
INTO JAPANESE
オナニーしてウンチしようとしてた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was trying to masturbate and poop.
You should move to Japan!