YOU SAID:
I farted and a baby popped out. Does this mean I have cancer?
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならと赤ちゃんが飛び出し。これは私が癌を持っているということですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pop out fart and baby. Is this is that I have cancer?
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならと赤ちゃんを飛び出します。これは私が癌を持っているということですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped out the fart and baby. Is this is that I have cancer?
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならと赤ちゃんを飛び出しました。これは私が癌を持っているということですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped out a fart and baby. Is this is that I have cancer?
INTO JAPANESE
私はおならと赤ちゃんを飛び出しました。これは私が癌を持っているということですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I jumped out a fart and baby. Is this is that I have cancer?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.