YOU SAID:
i farted a dog it hurt
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが傷ついた犬をおならをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I told it was a wounded dog
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが傷ついた犬だと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I said it's a wounded dog
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれが傷ついた犬だと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I said it's a wounded dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.