YOU SAID:
i fardded and shidded and camed in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私 fardded と shidded と私のズボン camed
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fardded and shidded and my pants camed
INTO JAPANESE
私の fardded と shidded と camed パンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fardded and shidded and camed shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私の fardded と shidded と camed ショート パンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My fardded and shidded and camed shorts
You should move to Japan!