YOU SAID:

I egg threw the mangled disgusting pizza out of the window and eviscerated the filthy man who gave it to me

INTO JAPANESE

私卵破損した嫌なピザを窓から投げたし、私にそれを与えた不潔な男を骨抜き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I watered down the filthy man threw a nasty pizza egg damaged window and then gave it to me

INTO JAPANESE

私は、不潔な骨抜き男厄介なピザ卵破損してウィンドウを投げたし、私にそれを与えた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I watered down man filthy nasty pizza egg damaged threw the window and gave it to me

INTO JAPANESE

私は骨抜き男不潔な厄介なピザに卵が破損してウィンドウを投げたし、私にそれを与えた