YOU SAID:
I eat twelve million fish every century and ride a blood-sucking lamp to work every hour.
INTO JAPANESE
私は1世紀ごとに1200万個の魚を食べ、1時間ごとに働くために吸血灯に乗っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat 12 million fish every century and take a blood pump to work hourly.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎世紀1200万匹の魚を食べ、毎時血液ポンプを使って働いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat 12 million fish every century and work with a blood pump every hour.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎世紀1200万匹の魚を食べ、毎時血液ポンプで働いています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat 12 million fish every century and work with a blood pump every hour.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.