YOU SAID:
I eat turds for lunch everyday.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎日昼食にタードを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat turds for lunch every day.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎日昼食にタードを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat turds for lunch every day.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.