YOU SAID:
I eat toast with goats who think of ghosts
INTO JAPANESE
私は幽霊を考えるヤギと乾杯を食べる
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I eat a goat and a toast thinking about a ghost
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊について考える山羊と乾杯を食べる
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Think about ghosts eat goats and toasts
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊が山羊や乾杯を食べることを考える
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I think that ghosts eat goats and toasts
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊は山羊や乾杯を食べると思う
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I think ghosts eat goats and toasts
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊は山羊や乾杯を食べると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think ghosts eat goats and toasts
That didn't even make that much sense in English.