YOU SAID:
i eat tiny little children in the middle of the night
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中に小さな子供を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my little one in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中に小さなものを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat small things in the middle of the night.
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中に小さなものを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat small things in the middle of the night.
You should move to Japan!