YOU SAID:
I eat shampoo for breakfast uwu ok??
INTO JAPANESE
朝食にシャンプーを食べるのですが、大丈夫ですか??
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat shampoo for breakfast, is that okay?
INTO JAPANESE
朝食にシャンプーを食べますが、大丈夫ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat shampoo for breakfast, is that okay?
You've done this before, haven't you.