YOU SAID:
I eat poopsicles in the winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に小児を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a child in winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に子供を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat kids in winter
INTO JAPANESE
私は冬に子供を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat kids in winter
You've done this before, haven't you.