YOU SAID:
I eat poo and I had a crush on you
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちを食べ、私はあなたに挫折
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat poo, I am frustrated with you
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんちを食べる、私はあなたとイライラしています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat poo, I am frustrated with you
You should move to Japan!