YOU SAID:
I eat Pig, for today is the eel destruction day!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はウナギ滅亡の日だから豚食う!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is the day the eels are destroyed, so eat pork!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はうなぎを解体する日だから豚肉を食べよう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is the day to dismantle the eel, so let's eat pork!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はうなぎの解体日だから豚を食べよう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is eel butchering day, so let's eat pork!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はうなぎの解体の日だから豚肉を食べよう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is eel butchering day, so let's eat pork!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.