YOU SAID:
I eat people who eat me who I eat them
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が彼らを食べる私を食べる人を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i eat those who eat me i eat them
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を食べる人を食べます 私はそれらを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i eat those who eat me i eat them
You should move to Japan!