YOU SAID:
i eat noses cut on cilantro seasoned with garlic, blood, fingernail clippings, and armpit hair, topped with hair
INTO JAPANESE
にんにく、血、爪の切り抜き、わき毛で味付けしたコリアンダーにカットした鼻を、髪の毛をトッピングして食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat garlic, blood, nail cutouts, and nose cut into coriander seasoned with armpits, topped with hair.
INTO JAPANESE
にんにく、血、爪の切り欠き、鼻を脇の下で味付けしたコリアンダーに切り、髪の毛をのせて食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut garlic, blood, nail notches, and nose into seasoned coriander under the armpits and eat with hair.
INTO JAPANESE
にんにく、血、爪の切り込み、鼻を脇の下の下の味付けしたコリアンダーに切り、髪の毛で食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut garlic, blood, nail cuts, and nose into seasoned coriander under the armpits and eat with hair.
INTO JAPANESE
にんにく、血、ネイルカット、鼻を脇の下の下の味付けコリアンダーに切り、髪の毛で食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut garlic, blood, nail cuts, and nose into seasoned coriander under the armpits and eat with hair.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.