YOU SAID:
I eat me you eat you and me he ate him
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を食べるあなたはあなたを食べ、私は彼を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate me, you ate you, I ate him.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私を食べ、あなたはあなたを食べ、私は彼を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate me, you ate you, I ate him.
You should move to Japan!