YOU SAID:
I eat little children on the weekend
INTO JAPANESE
私は週末に小さな子供たちを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have small children at the weekend
INTO JAPANESE
週末に小さな子供がいる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child at the weekend
INTO JAPANESE
私は週末に小さな子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child over the weekend
INTO JAPANESE
私は週末に小さな子供がいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a small child over the weekend
Come on, you can do better than that.