YOU SAID:
I eat jon it's what i do
INTO JAPANESE
私はジョンのそれは私が何を食べる
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I eat what I have is it John
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が持っている食べるジョンです。
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I am the eating John I have.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が持っている食べるジョンです。
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I am eating John that I have.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が持っているジョンを食べています。
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I am eating I have John.
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べています私はジョンがあります。
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I am eating I have John.
Come on, you can do better than that.