YOU SAID:
I eat horse meat on my purple breakfast waffles
INTO JAPANESE
私の紫朝食のワッフルに馬の肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My purple breakfast waffle eating horse meat
INTO JAPANESE
馬の肉を食べる私の紫朝食ワッフル
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat meat of horse purple breakfast waffles
INTO JAPANESE
私は馬紫朝食ワッフルの肉を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat meat of horse purple breakfast waffles
You've done this before, haven't you.