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I eat fourteen cats on the moon if any person dare disrespects me and I will beat them with a fresh caught tuna and take a pile of donkeys and burn the whole thing while I record it to watch in slow motion as I play mini golf against myself.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を軽蔑するなら、月に14匹の猫を食べます。獲れたてのマグロで猫を殴り、ロバの山を取り、それを記録しながら、自分とミニゴルフをしながらスローモーションで見ます。 。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If someone looks down on me, I eat 14 cats a month. Hit a cat with a freshly caught tuna, take a pile of donkeys, record it, and watch it in slow motion while playing mini golf with yourself. ..

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を見下すと、私は月に14匹の猫を食べます。獲れたてのマグロで猫を殴り、ロバの山を取り、それを記録し、自分でミニゴルフをしながらスローモーションでそれを見てください。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When someone looks down on me, I eat 14 cats a month. Hit the cat with freshly caught tuna, take a pile of donkeys, record it, and watch it in slow motion while playing mini golf yourself. ..

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を見下すとき、私は月に14匹の猫を食べます。獲れたてのマグロで猫を殴り、ロバの山を取り、それを記録し、自分でミニゴルフをしながらスローモーションでそれを見てください。 ..

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When someone looks down on me, I eat 14 cats a month. Hit the cat with freshly caught tuna, take a pile of donkeys, record it, and watch it in slow motion while playing mini golf yourself. ..