YOU SAID:
i eat farts and sharts
INTO JAPANESE
私はオナラとシャーツを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i eat farts and shirts
INTO JAPANESE
おならとシャツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat farts and shirts
INTO JAPANESE
おならとシャツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat farts and shirts
That didn't even make that much sense in English.