YOU SAID:
I'd eat donkey if I could
INTO JAPANESE
私はロバを食べるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will eat a donkey
INTO JAPANESE
私はロバを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat donkeys
INTO JAPANESE
私はロバを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat donkeys
Come on, you can do better than that.