YOU SAID:
i eat dogs, but only if they're good boys
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を食べますが、彼らがいい子である場合に限ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat dogs, but only if they are good boys
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を食べますが、彼らがいい子である場合に限ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat dogs, but only if they are good boys
That didn't even make that much sense in English.