YOU SAID:
i eat dogs and fries are my best friend because no one loves me please help
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を愛していないので助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me because no one loves me
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私を愛していないので私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me because no one loves me
You've done this before, haven't you.