YOU SAID:
I eat dog's toes and stand on my smoothie's grave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のつま先を食べ、スムージーの墓の上に立っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a dog's toe and stand on a smoothie grave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のつま先を食べ、スムージーの墓の上に立っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a dog's toe and stand on a smoothie grave.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.