YOU SAID:
I eat dirt, because it's great.
INTO JAPANESE
それは素晴らしいので、私は汚れを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's great, so I eat dirt.
INTO JAPANESE
それは素晴らしいので、私は汚れを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's great, so I eat dirt.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.