YOU SAID:
I eat cucumbers for breakfast on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの顔に朝食にきゅうりを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cucumber for breakfast on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの顔に朝食にキュウリを食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cucumber for breakfast on your face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.