YOU SAID:
I eat chocolate and my dog eats me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はチョコレートを食べます、そして私の犬は私を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat chocolate and my dog eats me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はチョコレートを食べます、そして私の犬は私を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat chocolate and my dog eats me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.