YOU SAID:
I eat children and lick a chair made of fire
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べ、火でできた椅子をなめている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children and lick a chair made of fire
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べ、火でできた椅子をなめている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children and lick a chair made of fire
That didn't even make that much sense in English.