YOU SAID:

I eat cheezits with my eyes closed and shove it in my nostrils

INTO JAPANESE

私は目を閉じて安っぽいものを食べて、鼻孔に押し込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I close my eyes and eat cheesy things and shove them into the nostrils

INTO JAPANESE

目を閉じて安っぽいものを食べて鼻孔に押し込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

close one's eyes, eat cheesy things and push it into the nostrils

INTO JAPANESE

目を閉じ、安っぽいものを食べて鼻孔に押し込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Close your eyes, eat cheesy things and push them into your nostrils

INTO JAPANESE

目を閉じて安っぽいものを食べて鼻孔に押し込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

close one's eyes, eat cheesy things and push it into the nostrils

INTO JAPANESE

目を閉じ、安っぽいものを食べて鼻孔に押し込む

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Close your eyes, eat cheesy things and push them into your nostrils