YOU SAID:
i eat cats on fridays come join me
INTO JAPANESE
私は休日に猫を食べる私に参加しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I join me eating a cat for the holidays
INTO JAPANESE
私は休日に猫を食べに参加しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I participate in eating cats on holidays
INTO JAPANESE
私は休日に猫を食べることに参加します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I participate in eating cats on holidays
That's deep, man.