YOU SAID:
i eat captain crunch while crunching on my police police police car
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の警察警察の警察の車でクランチをしながらキャプテンクランチを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat, crunch and crunch in my police police police cars
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べる、クランチ、クランチ私警察警察警察の車
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat, crunch, crunch my police police police cars
INTO JAPANESE
私は食べる、クランチ、クランチ私警察警察警察の車
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat, crunch, crunch my police police police cars
That didn't even make that much sense in English.