YOU SAID:
I eat big pies and I can not lie
INTO JAPANESE
大きなパイを食べて嘘がつかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't lie after eating a big pie
INTO JAPANESE
大きなパイを食べたら嘘がつかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't lie if I eat a big pie
INTO JAPANESE
大きなパイを食べたら嘘がつかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't lie if I eat a big pie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.