YOU SAID:
I eat big juicy wieners and I killed my dogs girlfriends
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きくてジューシーなウィンナーを食べて、犬のガールフレンドを殺しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed my dog girlfriend by eating a big juicy wiener
INTO JAPANESE
大きくてジューシーなウインナーを食べて犬のガールフレンドを殺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I killed my dog girlfriend by eating a big juicy wiener
You should move to Japan!