YOU SAID:
i eat bananas at midnight with my second cousin's wife on the daily without chewing three times
INTO JAPANESE
私は真夜中にバナナを食べ、毎日あなたの妻の二番目のいとこと3回噛むことなく食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat bananas in the middle of the night and eat without chewing with your second wife's second cousin every day
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中にバナナを食べ、毎日第二の妻の第二のいとこと噛むことなく食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat bananas in the middle of the night and eat without chewing the second wife's second cousin everyday
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中にバナナを食べ、毎日第二の妻の第二のいとこを噛むことなく食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat bananas in the middle of the night and eat the second wife's second cousin without biting every day
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中にバナナを食べ、毎日噛むことなく第二の妻の第二のいとこを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a banana in the middle of the night and eat the second wife's second cousin without chewing every day
INTO JAPANESE
私は夜中にバナナを食べ、毎日噛むことなく第二の妻の第二のいとこを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat a banana in the middle of the night and eat the second wife's second cousin without chewing every day
You've done this before, haven't you.