YOU SAID:
I eat babys while i pet them
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを食べるが、私は彼らをかわいがっている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat babies, but I love them
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを食べるが、私はそれらを愛する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat babies, but I love them
That didn't even make that much sense in English.