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I dry humped my mom's leg and she said, "Oh, you're just so cute!" I was so happy. I was so happy that I peed on her leg. I peed on her leg and she didn't even care!

INTO JAPANESE

私は母の足をこぶした。私はとても幸せでした。嬉しすぎて彼女の足におしっこをしてしまいました。私は彼女の足におしっこをしましたが、彼女は気にしませんでした!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bumped my mother's leg. I was very happy I was so happy that I peed on her leg. I peed on her leg and she didn't mind!

INTO JAPANESE

私は母の足をぶつけた。私はとてもうれしくて、彼女の足におしっこをしてしまいました。私は彼女の足におしっこをしましたが、彼女は気にしませんでした!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit my mother's leg. I was so happy I ended up peeing on her leg. I peed on her leg and she didn't mind!

INTO JAPANESE

母の足をぶつけました。私はとてもうれしくて、彼女の足におしっこをしてしまいました。私は彼女の足におしっこをしましたが、彼女は気にしませんでした!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit my mother's leg. I was so happy I ended up peeing on her leg. I peed on her leg and she didn't mind!