YOU SAID:
I drop kick children for a living
INTO JAPANESE
私は生計を立てるために子供たちをドロップキックします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I dropkick my kids for a living
INTO JAPANESE
私は生計を立てるために子供たちをドロップキックします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I dropkick my kids for a living
That didn't even make that much sense in English.