YOU SAID:
I drank some tea with an octopus, who took off his monocle at top hat and hung them on my dog themed coat rack.
INTO JAPANESE
私はタコでお茶を飲みました。タコは単帽子をトップハットで取り出し、犬のコートラックに掛けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had tea with octopus. Octopus picked up a single hat with a top hat and hung it on a dog's coat rack.
INTO JAPANESE
私はタコでお茶を飲んだ。タコはトップハットを持つシングルハットを拾い、犬のコートラックに掛けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had tea with octopus. Octopus picked up a single hat with a top hat and hung it on a dog's coat rack.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.